yiz county public digest

sinkkioksidi note

i have read the writing on the walls, i have heard the weiros screeching in their cage: the future is zink, Zn, the element zink, the element of the future, well not The future but my future. everyone has a future and mine is zink. come jan i'll be moving to finland, its true! 24 hours of deliberation and now, yes, i've accepted the job. come 2026, i'll be in the land of the thousand lakes, down in the pitts of Mullikkoräme with my brothers, mining for zink. why zink? zink is the future. not the future but my future - i want to make some money. 100k a year, thats just for mining. 'sinkkioksidi' they call it, zink oxide in english, sinkkioksidi in finish, the most beautiful language in the world. i cant wait to go, i really cant wait to go, i hate perth, theres no zink here. all zink is in finnland and i really cant wait to go, cant wait to board that plane and say 'hyvasti perth! hyvasti paska perth vittu! hyvää päivää finnland! hyvää päivää sinkkioksidi!' so the next time you are rubbing a stick of sinkkioksidi on your child's nose at the beach, think of me down in the freezing tunnels of finland, digging my tomb, mining for zink.

#sufferin